Nikola Tesla

DeAndre Cortez Way’s guidance councilor asked him, what are your long term goals? DeAndre took a moment to reflect and simply nodded at the councilor. Then after a brief moment he said, “I wanna be famous, make a difference and make a whole lot of money.”

The guidance councilor laughed in his face. And mind you, every guidance councilor should laugh at such an ignorant answer to such an important question, especially when you hear I wanna be famous, and definitely when you hear I wanna make a difference. DeAndre Cortez Way is better known as Soulja Boy Tell em!

Albert Einstein made a difference with his theory (though in truth it is no longer a theory) of relativity and Nikola Tesla did with practically everything he conceived since everything you love about technology, electricity, cell phones and the radio was sparked by his genius, directly or indirectly Nikola Tesla is the man, the impeccable intellect of our time and perhaps of any time. Google Nikola Tesla…!

In any event we can now understand Soulja Boy and Nikola Tesla simultaneously because they both had the same notion but they didn’t have the same goal. Tesla wanted to make a difference and so did Soulja Boy but Soulja Boy’s desire to make money makes him more important than Nikola Tesla. And why wouldn’t it. You know who Soulja Boy is but I guarantee that 90% of the people who are reading this right now don’t have a clue of whom Tesla is. And you should feel really stupid! Nikola Tesla is the mother fucking truth!!! Every thing you love is thanks to him and everything the future has to hold, and I’m talking about humanity, will be because of his brain! All Soulja Boy did was Super-Man a ho. Tesla gears every aspect of your existence. You should feel really stupid. You know nothing!!!

Nikola Tesla (10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) was an inventor and a mechanical and electrical engineer. He was one of the most important contributors to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Tesla's patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems, including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor, with which he helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution… IN OTHER WORDS, EVERYTHING YOU LOVE, THE CELLPHONE, THE XBOX360, THE FLAT SCREEN HD TELEVISION, CABLE, LIGHTBULBS, CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS, MP3PLAYERS, TRAINS, THE RADIO, THE INTERNET, GPS, EVERYTHING IS THANKS TO NIKOLA TESLA! NO ONE THOUGHT OF ANY OF THIS SHIT UNTIL HE THOUGHT OF IT…!

Born an ethnic Serb in the village of Smiljan (what we would consider the projects today, so he was a hood nigga), Croatian Military Frontier, Austrian Empire (today's Croatia)… Croatia was the Brownsville of its time…! He was a subject of the Austrian Empire by birth and later became an American citizen. After his demonstration of wireless communication through radio in 1894 (CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS DUDE THOUGHT UP THE CELL PHONE AND THE INTERNET IN MOTHER FUCKING 1894!!!) and after being the victor in the "War of Currents" (electrical current, he situated what we take for granted every moment of our lives), he was widely respected as one of the greatest electrical engineers who worked in America.

Much of his early work pioneered modern electrical engineering and many of his discoveries were of groundbreaking importance. During this period, in the United States, Tesla's fame rivaled that of any other inventor or scientist in history or popular culture, but due to his eccentric personality (HE LIKED TO SMOKE WEED AND FUCK AROUND WITH A LOT OF BITCHES) and his seemingly unbelievable and sometimes bizarre claims (HE TOLD NIGGAS THAT ELECTROMAGNETISM WAS THE TRUTH, AND ACTUALLY IT IS, ALIENS USE IT TO FLY THEIR SAUCERS, AND HE TOLD NIGGAS THAT WE WILL BE USING THE INTERNET AND TALKING ON CELLPHONES, NO ONE BELIEVED HIM. LISTEN PEOPLE HE ACTUALLY TOLD PEOPLE DURING IDLE CHATTER THAT ONE DAY WE WILL BE TALKING TO EACH OTHER WITH A DEVICE NO BIGGER THAN THE HAND FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD, AND HE SAID THIS IN 1894) about possible scientific and technological developments, Tesla was ultimately ostracized and regarded as a mad scientist (IN OTHER WORDS HE WAS TELLING PEOPLE SHIT THAT THEY COULDN’T RATIONALIZE, LIKE THE INTERNET AND CELLPHONES WAY BEFORE STAR TREK SHOWED UP; THE PALM PILOT WAS HIS IDEA IN THE 1800’S. NOW WE ARE JUST BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND THIS DUDE).

Tesla never put much focus on his finances. It is said he died impoverished, at the age of 86… AND THIS IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIM AND SOUJA BOY, WHO IS JUST A CRASH TEST DUMMY FOR ME TO INTRODUCE NIKOLA TESLA INTO YOUR LIFE. TESLA DIED PENNILESS, HAD NO MONEY!!! BUT HE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PESON IN HUMAN HISTORY!!! AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS. AND THIS ISNT A TESTAMENT TO HIM BEING DUMB BUT A TESAMENT TO HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!! YOU USE WHAT HE INVISIONED EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IT IS BECAUSE OF COOPERATE GREED THAT HE DIED WITHOUT A SINGLE PENNY IN HIS POCKET. NOW YOU ARE ONLY BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND COOPERATE GREED, LOOK AT HOW THE BANKS DESTROYED THE ECONOMY AND LOOK AT HOW THE PRESIDENT GAVE THEM BAILOUT MONEY, AND LOOK AT WHO IS PAYING THAT BAILOUT, YOU!!!

I WILL EXPLAIN TESLA’S LIFE AND WHY HE PERISHED WITHOUT A SINGLE PENNY IN PART TWO OF WHO WAS NIKOLA TESLA AND WHY HE DIDN’T GET HIS SWAG ON LIKE SOUJA BOY!!!

Aside from his work on electromagnetism and electromechanical engineering, Tesla contributed in varying degrees to the establishment of robotics, remote control, radar and computer science, and to the expansion of ballistics, nuclear physics, and theoretical physics. In 1943, the Supreme Court of the United States credited him as being the inventor of the radio. A few of his achievements have been used, with some controversy, to support various pseudo sciences, UFO theories, and early New Age occultism… IN OTHER WORDS HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THE STAR TREK SHIT BEFORE THERE WAS EVEN A CONCEPT OF FLYING SAUCERS… THIS DUDE MADE EQUATIONS ON STELLAR TRAVELING (STAR TREK SHIT) THAT ARE NOW BEING EVALUATED AND ARE NOW BEING DEEMED ACCURATE! EVERYTHING THIS DUDE PREDICTED OR THOUGHT OF WAS ACCURATE! HE WAS FAR BEYOND THE SPACE SHUTTLE, HE FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE ENERGY WITHOUT ENERGY!!!


Another of Tesla's theorized inventions is commonly referred to as Tesla's Flying Machine (THE FUCKING STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE!!!), which appears to resemble an ion-propelled aircraft (STAR WARS SHIT, THE FUCKING MILLENIUM FALCON!!!). Tesla claimed that one of his life goals was to create a flying machine that would run without the use of an airplane engine, wings, ailerons, propellers, or an onboard fuel source (ENERGY WITHOUR FUEL!!!). Initially, Tesla pondered about the idea of a flying craft that would fly using an electric motor powered by grounded base stations (MEANING THAT YOU COULD EMAIL FUCKING FUEL!!!). As time progressed, Tesla suggested that perhaps such an aircraft could be run entirely electro-mechanically. The theorized appearance would typically take the form of a cigar or saucer (WHICH IS WHAT PEOPLE CLAIM THEY ARE SEEING IN THE SKY NOW!!! FLYING SAUCERS AND CIGAR LIKE CRAFTS ARE WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY SEE, UFO’S…! TESLA FIGURED OUT WHAT ALIENS WOULD BE FLYING BEFORE ALIENS WE’RE EVEN A THOUGHT CONCEPT…!)

Soulja Boy and Nikola Tesla have a lot in common. They both wanted to make a difference and they both were challenged. Nikola Tesla was challenged by one of his grade school teachers. His teacher asked him the same question that Soulja Boy’s guidance councilor asked. Tesla said, “I want to mold the world into a better place.”

His teacher laughed at him, just like Soulja Boy’s guidance councilor. My question to you is this, why do you know who Soulja Boy is and why have you only heard of Nikola Tesla till today…?




Soulja Boy Tellem
hopped up out tha bed
turn ma swag on
took a look in tha mirror said wassup
yeeeeea I’m gettin money (ohh) x2

turn ma swag on,
Its ma turn now turn it up
yeeeeea, yeeeea
I put my team on, and ma theme song
now its time to turn it up
yeeeeea, yeeeea

I got a question why they hattin on me,
I got a question why they hattin on me
I ain’t did nuthin to em, but count this money
and put my team on, now my whole clic stunnin
boy wassup, yeeeea
boy wassup, yeeeea

when I was 9 years old, I put it in ma head
that I’m a die for this gold
boy wassup, yeeeea
hopped up out tha bed
turn ma swag on
took a look in tha mirror said wassup
yeeeeea im gettin money (ooh) x2

I’m back again,
I know a lot of ya’ll thought i wasn't coming back.....
yeeeeea, yeeeea
I had to prove them wrong,
got back in the studio and came up with another hit
yeeeeea, yeeeea
I told the world my story, the world where im from
souljaboyXL.com, boy wassup
yeeeeea, yeeeea

now everytime you see me spit
every time you hear me rhyme
everytime you see me in your state of town
say wassup
yeeeeea, yeeeea

hopped up out tha bed
turn ma swag on
took a look in tha mirror said wassup
yeeeeea I’m gettin money (ooh) x2

Now you tell me about the comparison of the levels of intelligence.